Here starts the list of theories that I think are the most ridiculous in the Game of Thrones universe. DISCLAIMER: I do not take credit for any of this work. All theories enclosed and those who dedicated their time and effort into creating/discovering them will be credited below the theory and I will follow their description of their theory as closely as possible in order to prevent a change in meaning, but I will edit out what I think is unnecessary to the understanding of the theory, a.k.a. fluff.
1. Jaime and Cersei are Targaryens
"A sub-theory of sorts is that Tyrion is the true Lannister, and Cersei and Jaime are the Targaryens. Incest is a staple of the Targaryens, so it checks out there, and Cersei is said to act almost exactly like the Mad King. If you can ignore the timeline of Areys's visits to Casterly Rock, it makes sense. It would also mean that Jaime is not just a kingslayer, but a kinslayer as well."
credit to: Nicole Silverberg at GQ
2. Bran eats Jojen
Uhhhh....
3. Frey Meat Pie
I think I'll just put all of the cannibalistic theories in this list even if they are likely to be true.
"Now here's a theory you can really sink your teeth into. During A Dance With Dragons, we spend some time with Wyman Manderly, the lord of the North's largest and richest city, White Harbor. At first he gives every appearance of loyalty to the Lannisters and the Iron Throne. But in Wyman's own famous words, the North remembers: He's secretly livid with the Lannisters, and particularly their allies Roose Bolton and Walder Frey, for the Red Wedding, where he himself lost family. Yet even as he plots rebellion, he hosts three Freys at White Harbor, then schleps up to Winterfell for Ramsay Bolton's wedding to a fake Arya Stark. By then, however, the three Freys are nowhere to be found - until you note the gusto with which Lord Manderly is serving the three huge meat pies he brought to the feast. And pay attention to the song he wants the musicians to play: It's about the Night's Watch's legendary cannibal chef, the Rat Cook. Those pies are made of people, folks."
credit to: Sean Collins and Stefan Sasse at Vulture.
